[x] I know how to make a pot of coffee.
[x] I do my own laundry
[x] I can cook for myself
[x] I actually enjoy intellectual conversations
[] I think politics are exciting.
[x] My parents have better things to say than my friends

Total: 5

[x] I show up for school and or work every day unless I'm sick
[x] I always carry a pen in my pocket/purse.
[x] I've never gotten a detention
[] I've watched talk shows to point out the credibility of it all.
[x] I drink coffee at least once a week

Total So Far: 9

[x] I know how to run the dish washer and or do the dishes.
[x] I can count to 10 in Spanish.
[x] When I say I'm going to do something I do it.
[x] My parents trust me
[x] I can mow the lawn.
[x] I can make adults laugh without being stupid.
[x] I remember to water my plants.
[x] I study when I have to.
[x] I pay attention at school.
[x] I remember to feed my pets

Total So Far: 19

[x] I can spell experience without looking it up
[x] I clean up my own mess.
[x] The first thing I do when I wake up is get Diet Coke.
[x] I can go to the store without getting something I don't need.
[x] I understand jokes the first time they are said.
[x] I can type fast.

Total So Far: 25

[x] I have realized that the weather forecast changes every hour.
[x] I can look at someone hot without thinking of sex.
[] I realize that no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job.
[x] I can read a book and actually finish it.
Total So Far: 28

Now type in, "Your deviant IQ is __!!" . . . 28


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